SIR DARYL SAM PARILLA SEPARO
BSMT
3KL (2011-2012) – ANAPHY LEC:MW 8:30-10am LAHANNEX303
"Lahat tayo makakarating don, una-unahan lang yan." - Sir Sam
Kung
naging students kayo ni Sir Sam, for sure makakarelate kayo, GUYS. Eto po yung
mga hindi malilimutang small talks ni Sir Sam. He is one of the greatest NURSE. Interesting subject ang ANA-PHY, not all of
us get bored once he start his lessons. Effort siya ng bonggang bongga. To the
point na, in order na may ipanghatak sa grade eh, nagpapaproject, homework and
so on...
“Guys...........................................anyway..................................ready
your QUIZ NOTEBOOK..... NEXT MEETING”
“Guys , I hate late comers!
First class niyo ang ANA-PHY in the morning so there’s no reason to be late.
Gawan jiyo ng paraan na maaga kayong makarating sa school. In fact 8:30 ang
class niyo sa akin, may nalalate pa rin?
Once your late to my class, go to medtech office, ‘cause you will be automatic
absent. You are old enough. So have a discipline in yourself guys.
*Strict
si Sir Sam sa ganyang bagay, merong nagagalit merong natutuwa kasi in his own
simple way nagkakaroon ng discipline ang students niya, na hindi laging
Filipino Time!!!
“Hindi man ako cum laude o
topnotcher and so on, na katulad ng iba ninyong teacher.... Ang meron ako ay
DISKARTE. Guys madiskarte akong tao. Yung tipo na pag nasa classroom ako, focus
ako sa lesson, and once na magstep out ako ng classroom, sako ko naman
iintindihin ang ibang bagay..............EFFORT lang guys...”
“Mas masarap mag-bar kung
ang ipinagbabar mo ay sarili mong pera. Pera na pinagpaguran mo, hindi ng iba.
Guys, ang sarap ng feeling ng ganon. Yung tipo na wala kang pakialam kung
maubos ang pera sa wallet mo. Kesa naman yung nag-aalala ka na paano pa kaya
yung pang tuition fee mo, yung baon, etc...... So guys, mag-isip isip ka’yo.”
“Maka-kulbit
ka,.............. close tayo?”(He’s talking to me!)
*Sabog
ako. HAHAHAHA. Ang kulit ko kasi. Si Sir Sam, he doesn’t like TOUCHES, yung mga
ganyang bagay., kasi he told us na sanay siya na pag may mga dumidikit or
whatever sa kanya parang may hoholdap or something, syempre self-defense nga
naman iyon.Kung ibang tao siguro ako nabaril na niya ako.
“I have my own money..... I can buy what I
want..... Kita niyo naman, techy – gadgets like: laptops, cellphones... Oh
diba, tapos may scholar pa ako sa bahay. Yeah it’s true. Guys, masaya, yung
feeling na nakakatulong ka sa iba......”
“Miss Perez, inaantok ka na
ba dyan? Ganyan ba ang nagfifirstaid sa pasyente? ....... Anong klaseng
emergency yan?”
*Practical
exam sa ANA-PHY LAB.... Napahikab ako, eh ayon, caught in act.PATAY ako, with
the patient. NATARANTA tuloy ako.
“Kapag naginginig ka......
maglagay ka ng candy sa bibig. (under the tongue)”
“Mag scrub ng paa from time
to time (2-4 weeks)”
“Don’t use astringents”
*Tama
ba spelling?
“HIV – Hair is Vanishing”
“External Notch –
middle/Punch!!!!! (para magising)”
“Malaking balakang means
madaling manganak”
“Guys, you can’t kappa your
Rib #1”
SUKI-SUSET-SUSAN-ULANG
“SUKI - SUSONG MALAKI”
“SUSET - SUSONG MALIIT”
“ULANG – UTONG LANG”
“SUSAN – SUSO HANGGANG
TIYAN”
“FEU – FULLY ERECTED UTONG”
“DUMB à NO READ, NO WRITE”
“Guys, take note! 14 days
bago mo maideclare na positive sa pregnancy ang isang babae, it’s a race of
cells. Hindi yung, kagabi lang nag-intercourse, buntis agad, ang bilis naman?
Be alert guys!”
“Too exposure to sunlight à you’ll get Vitamin C àCANCER. Dapat between 9-10
am lang ang exposure para merong Vitamin D3.”
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SIR
DARYL SAM PARILLA SEPARO
7
DAY DIET
1ST DAY: FRUITS –
EAT ALL YOU CAN.
: NO Banana
2nd DAY: ALL
Veggies
:NO Rice, NO Bread, NO Potato
3rd DAY: 1 pc.
Potato
:FRUITS AND VEGGIES
4TH DAY: Bananas
and Milk
5th DAY: Meat and
Tomatoes
6th DAY: All meat
(pizza, burger)
7th DAY: Fruit
Juice
WARNING: NO COFFEE, NO YOSI.
1 WEEK ONLY, EVERY MONTH
“Guys mataba ako before, even
check my photos. This diet helps me a lot. Slim na slim ang labanan. “
